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Seeing how there may be a few here you happen to like the original series, here's sometin' I pulled off Fark:

http://www.sixtiescity.com/startrek/LOST/Lost.htm?

The title implies that it's a bunch of pictures of every female that ever appeared on the original series.

And they're all either running away or to Kirk ;)
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Arguably, a high school English lit. paper worthy review:

http://www.popmatters.com/film/reviews/ ... cial.shtml
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To celebrate the 40th anniversary, here's a list of the best Star Trek games:

http://firingsquad.com/features/best_star_trek_games/
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The best and worst of the Star Trek movies:

http://twitchguru.com/picturegalleries/ ... 60908.html
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Nonsense! There are no "worst" Star Trek movies.
They're triumphs of cinematic art!
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No
No they truly arent
Insurrection.... Nemesis Anyone? Or perhaps... Star Trek: The one where they go back and save the fucking whales???

Anyone?

I thought so.
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Star Trek IV was awesome :P Spock taking out the punk, Scotty talking to the mouse, the Benny Hill moment getting Checkov out of the hospital....all good. It's the Star Trek you're most likely to show to people when you introduce them to Trek.
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I agree on most of the points:

http://www.twitchguru.com/2006/09/11/mmr/


Star Trek.......in mid-life crisis.
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I have dispatched the pasty Trek fanboys to lay siege to Paul's apartment and show him the error of his ways.

I expect a retraction of earlier blasphemous statements soon..... very soon.
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Post by Ghost [PX] »

NEVER!

Your feeble attempts of sending Trekkies out into the world was failed from the start. Everyone knows the Trekkie's two arch nemesis exist in the outside world: Natural Light and Women.

They would never make it as far as Windsor.
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Well, the light part you have down.

The women? Dude, there's NOTHING between London and Windsor (Chatham? pffffffffffft.........an agrarian utopia where the women are farmhands........and, thus, have the general nature of an ill tempered orc.....so they'll be staying in their caves.......ie. the barn).

As long as the counter-offensive is launched from west London at midnight, we may have a chance.



Or we'd just mail your address to every house on 8th mile road with a nice pink card letter saying "Slavery? Quite overreacting......and get outta my chicken n!gger!" I'm sure the Trekkies themselves wouldn't have to do anything for the offensive after that ;)
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Star Trek RULELEZ!
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Cribs--the Trek edition:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBXal1GAA4A

EDIT:

This is a pretty funny background look at what the Original Series was like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASmr3vfbsBA&NR

EDIT2:

Classic Star Trekkin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlTMXiqb ... ed&search=
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A wiki on Star Trek that's HUUUUUUGE:

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Main_Page
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KAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!

http://www.twitchguru.com/2006/10/10/the_cult_of_khan/



On a side note, if you missed the roast of William Shatner.........you missed a h3ll uv a lot of c0ck jokes about Sulu. It, quite frankly, was awesome.
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