Well, the light part you have down.
The women? Dude, there's NOTHING between London and Windsor (Chatham? pffffffffffft.........an agrarian utopia where the women are farmhands........and, thus, have the general nature of an ill tempered orc.....so they'll be staying in their caves.......ie. the barn).
As long as the counter-offensive is launched from west London at midnight, we may have a chance.
Or we'd just mail your address to every house on 8th mile road with a nice pink card letter saying "Slavery? Quite overreacting......and get outta my chicken n!gger!" I'm sure the Trekkies themselves wouldn't have to do anything for the offensive after that
