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Post by THE JEW (RaVeN) »

Remember the games you used to play on the bus? No? Well, here's MASH:

http://www.playmash.com/

I always seem to get stuck with the L.A. manwhore who marries Aria Giovanni and has 5 kids with VW bug in a bungaloo.

Works for me! :mrgreen:
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You will live in Mansion.
You will drive a red Hummer.
You will marry Trya Banks and have 5 kids.
You will be a superman in woodstock


hey good times for me to
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OMFG this is the best game in the world

You will live in Apartment.
You will drive a Blue Lambergini.
You will marry Britney Spears and have 4 kids.
You will be a King of the World in Kinston.

Now that kicks total ass man

I will see you all the crowning ceramoni :wink:
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You will live in an Apartment.
You will drive a Blue Honda Civic.
You will marry Elisha Cuthbert and have 2 kids.
You will be an Actor in Monteal

super fucking sweet ass dudes! Elisha!!!
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Post by THE JEW (RaVeN) »

Well, Neb seems to be the only playing right (he stuck in a crap car and got it). You're supposed to include at least one crap option per category.

Either that, or you guys have the luck that card sharks fake.
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no dude, I wanted the Civic, but I did put in a crap option for each.
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You poor, poor soul. ;)
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I agree. Should have been red Prelude
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These are the results for Homey B:

You will live in Apartment.
You will drive a pink F-450.
You will marry Elisha Cuthbert and have 2 kids.
You will be a pr0n star in Norwich.
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For me it's:

You will live in House.
You will drive a leopard print F-350.
You will marry Stephanie Seymour and have 4 kids.
You will be a pr0n star in Russia.


Yay! I get 'em before the Baboosha Bomb goes off! :mrgreen:
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Post by [Fallen]Thanatos »

I hade atleast one crap option in all the fields.
hell i put K-car in for vechle. And for the female i put Ghost :wink:
Job i put working at Mc Donalds


Thank god for the results
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Post by [Fallen]TSB »

Poor dan..........


You will live in Shack.
You will drive a kahaky STS.
You will marry R. Mchneil and have 37 kids.
You will be a Loader operator in London.
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Ouch.................just ouch :mrgreen:


Though, I'm sure she has a wonderful personality........and if the flesh-eating she has doesn't do her in, the 37 kids will.
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Post by Heidi18 »

Wow that's the best mash i've ever played!!!!!!!!

You will live in Mansion.
You will drive a blue Viper.
You will marry Nathan Pinter and have 6 kids.
You will be a Producer in L.A.
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
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Post by Heidi18 »

This is nathans:

You will live in Apartment.
You will drive a green impala.
You will marry Holly Schultz and have 1 kids.
You will be a nurse in Calafornia.
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
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