Weird Army Joke

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Fri May 30, 2003 7:28 pm

So there's this guy who is all excited about joining the army. He heads for the local recruiter's office and says he's psyched to join. The recruiter says "Hey, great! Here's your gun," and hands the new soldier a broomstick.

The new dude says, "Hang on, what kind of a gun is this? It doesn't even have a bayonet!" The Sarge ties a piece of string on the end, and says "You're all set now, just head out to the battle front, point your gun, and say 'Bangity-Bangity-Bang' and the gun will work fine. Swing it around, and say 'Stabity-Stabity-Stab' and the bayonet will do its thing." The soldier is a skeptic, but he's also not the brightest guy, so he believes the Sarge and heads for the battle front.

There he is, in the middle of all the fighting, with a crazed look in his eye. He picks up his trusty broomstick, and waves it around at the enemy, saying "Bangity-Bangity-Bang!, Stabity-Stabity-Stab!, Bangity-Bangity-Bang!, Stabity-Stabity-Stab!" To his amazement, everyone on the field is completely wiped out. Everyone, that is, except for one fighter, who is advancing very slowly and steadily toward our hero.

The soldier thinks, "Hey, no sweat," and aims his broomstick. "Bangity-Bangity-Bang!" No difference -- the enemy soldier keeps advancing, slowly and steadily. Our man waves his weapon threateningly and says "Stabity-Stabity-Stab!" Still nothing. The enemy advances steadily toward the soldier. He bumps into the soldier, knocks him down, advances up over his legs, stomach, chest, and face and continues over the other side - slow and steady. As the enemy moves away, the soldier hears him saying "Tankity-Tankity-Tank."

Angmar · Post by **Angmar** » Sat May 31, 2003 4:00 pm

Jew, you may be interested to know that Mr. Roukema told us this joke not more than a week ago.
Maybe you get your stuff from similar places? (however unlikely that seems

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THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 3:07 pm

I can almost guarantee we don't get our material from the same place.

At least, I hope not

Tell the "moldy oldie" I say hi.

What's the world coming to? I'm telling the same jokes as Rourke! For shame!

Angmar · Post by **Angmar** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 5:13 pm

Oh yeah, I doubt you get it from the same place too, but hey. Yeah, I'll tell him, maybe.

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Post by **[PX] Nebuchadnezzar** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 9:24 pm

this joke brought me so much joy. I told it to everyone I know

[Fallen]Thanatos · Post by **[Fallen]Thanatos** » Fri Jun 06, 2003 1:21 pm

i cant waight, they will give me a pen and all I will have to say is Fixidy Fixidy, Fix and shit will be done

man this army thing is so easy.

Maby they will give me a Flyidie, Flyidie, Fly so i can drop Boomidy, Boomidy Booms on the emey.