A white guy, a black guy, and a Polish guy go out hunting. They set up camp and get back from hunting. They're about to dress the deer and the Polish guy says he has to take a dump.
The other 2 go to check on him because he's been gone for about an hour. They find him asleep with his pants down on a tree stump. They get the idea to put the dear guts in the stump under his ass.
He comes back and is hysterical, "SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!! I WAS TAKING A BIG DUMP AND WHEN I FELL ASLEEP, I CRAPPED MY GUTS OUT!!!" The other two are grinning and ask, "Hey, well how are you still alive then if your guts got crapped out?"
The Polish guy replies with a grin, "Thanks to the good Lord and a long stick."
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