1).
Quake (2,750,000)
vs.
Unreal (2,370,000)
**suck it down**
2).
Goat Sex (301,000)
vs.
Straight Sex (2,110,000)
**this is a good thing.............right?**
3).
Big Bottom Girls (802,000)
vs.
Skinny @$$ Girls (127,000)
**Well, I guess it's looking like more bounce to the ounce due to the fact that the deeper the cushion, the deeper the pushin'**
4).
Cat (26,100,000)
vs.
Dog (20,100,000)
**NOOOOOOOO!!!**
5).
Jason Hill is a living god (77,800)
vs.
How much you want to bet Jon won't reply to this? (14,000)
**well, at least that one's cleared up............like there was any doubt

