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Microshaft's newest bright idea

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 3:39 pm
by Ghost [PX]
Yes ladies and gentlemen, the computer that will trump all other computers. the iToilet

http://www.msnbc.com/news/908511.asp?cp1=1

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 9:09 pm
by Dempsey

Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 8:44 am
by Dempsey
I just realized something. Doesnt dick-less Bill realize that making the computer "shinier" doesnt make it a better gaming platform. I mean it didnt do it for the mac so why should it do it for the pc? What's next? "The newest innovation from from micrshaft, one button mice!"

Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 4:40 pm
by [Fallen]Thanatos
so by being The best buisness man in the world that makes him "dickless"

hmm you got problems there man.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 9:11 pm
by Dempsey
"...And in other game news today, microsoft demanded that developers make there games stupider so that anbody with IQs lower than six can still play"

The legacy of the best business man in the world continues

Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 9:26 pm
by Dempsey

Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 7:58 pm
by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar
[PX]PimpinMatt wrote:so by being The best buisness man in the world that makes him "dickless"

hmm you got problems there man.


He's the greastest business man yes, but he's dickless because he's very greedy, hmm... 40 billion just isn't enough for me, I better charge 350 for that software that cost $25 each to develop. That's an idea! Even better, I'll eliminate the competition so that the people have to pay for it! And I'll even get mad when people steal it!

Posted: Sun May 11, 2003 9:47 am
by [Fallen]Thanatos
why do you think hes greedy?

hmm maby you should think of all the people he helps with his $ Neb, he donats the most $ in the world to charity every year. You shouldnt be bashing him you should be praising him as a saint. Again there are a fuckload of other OS out there for the pickin you dont have to use windows ass. So stop your bitchin about Bill because your jelous pigs that have noting better to do with your time then trying to be a big bullie and picking on someone that you have no idea what he does. Maby do some reserch on the guy and you will find out that hes not that bad.

Posted: Sun May 11, 2003 11:04 am
by Dempsey
I know he does charity work. Good for him. I still hate the bastard. When I look at longhorn, I go "Fuck what does this guy think he's doing? He's going to fuckup my favortie hobby!(life obsession, whatever)" I hope its not widely supported but I know how it works. Software developers are like sheep, they follow the leader, even if that leader leads them out onto the road. Dont try to lay this "Your jealous of Bill Gates. He's a great guy. You should praise him" (Sorry Im not a Satanist) For what? Destroying any chance of competition, creativity and quality in the software market? Creating buggy software that most are forced to use because it is simply the one with the most support? Yes I can respect his accomplishments. Billionaire, software empire, DOS, wife + kids etc. But that doesnt mean I should respect and love him. I dont even know him. That means that I am free to critisize him at any point because the only way I know him is from using Windows and Frontpage and *shudder* MSN Messenger. If he created a respectable, stable, mostly bug free piece of software like, say UT2K3 (This is only based on my limited observations, if it not a good chunk o' code, buzz me and Ill change it) But when I use Mr. Gates proggies, I dont get that feel. Im just waiting for the first freeze up, registry error, IE crash, window's explorer lock up, MSN Messenger hose over, etc of the day. I'm never dissapointed.

Posted: Sun May 11, 2003 12:01 pm
by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar
[PX]PimpinMatt wrote:why do you think hes greedy?


ever see Entrapment?

"What can you do with 7 billion that you can't do with 4?"

Posted: Sun May 11, 2003 3:25 pm
by [Fallen]Thanatos
you can do alot more wich 7 billion then you can with 4 neb that a realy simple question to awnser.

Dempsey that great that ya dont like Microsoft but now your bitching about Longhorn, gee is someone gona make you install that peice of software when it comes out?

Well?
you know you do have a life of your own there and well you dont have to do anyting ya know infact here is a thought hmmmmmm wow you dont have to run Windows hay i have solved all your problems there man.(thank you thank you)

Oh and one other thing hmmm i didnt know that satin worshipers gave $ to charity. wow i geus you learn something new every day.

Posted: Sun May 11, 2003 6:37 pm
by Ghost [PX]
Matt, you didn't address any of Mike's points, you just took something he said and assumed what he meant. Try to read the arguments before replying, all of his points were valid and well backed, try to do the same.

Posted: Sun May 11, 2003 7:44 pm
by Dempsey
While you do make a valid point about me not having to install Longhorn, my beef is that one day Win98 will be outdated and unsupported. Then what will I have? XP? XP is not that great of an os either. Hell, what am I saying?!? I'll have linux!

Posted: Sun May 11, 2003 8:18 pm
by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar
[PX]PimpinMatt wrote:you can do alot more wich 7 billion then you can with 4 neb that a realy simple question to awnser.


Then answer it.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 4:42 am
by [Fallen]Thanatos
Fine

With 4b you cant get a fully operated and fully outfited aircraft carrier with 7 you can

With 4b you can get buy a small island but with 7b you can get a much bigger one

With 4b You can Start a good buisness but with 7b you can start a great buisness

Investing 4b in the market then lossing all of it but with 7b if ya lose 4b you still have 3b left.

with 4b you can fill a stadiom with Jelly beans but with 7b you can fill the stadiom that you just bought with Jelly beans.

with 4b you have alot of $ but if you have 7b you have alot more $

Say your at a auction for a small country that up for sail and you bid 4b well that just not anuff when the guy that has 7b bids 5b and beats you and still has 2b left.

i could go for hours on this one.