Yes ladies and gentlemen, the computer that will trump all other computers. the iToilet
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Microshaft's newest bright idea
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Microshaft's newest bright idea
Nature is bountiful where idiots are concerned
No, they arent breasts, they're personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
No, they arent breasts, they're personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
I just realized something. Doesnt dick-less Bill realize that making the computer "shinier" doesnt make it a better gaming platform. I mean it didnt do it for the mac so why should it do it for the pc? What's next? "The newest innovation from from micrshaft, one button mice!"
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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"...And in other game news today, microsoft demanded that developers make there games stupider so that anbody with IQs lower than six can still play"
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
The legacy of the best business man in the world continues
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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[PX] Nebuchadnezzar
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[PX]PimpinMatt wrote:so by being The best buisness man in the world that makes him "dickless"
hmm you got problems there man.
He's the greastest business man yes, but he's dickless because he's very greedy, hmm... 40 billion just isn't enough for me, I better charge 350 for that software that cost $25 each to develop. That's an idea! Even better, I'll eliminate the competition so that the people have to pay for it! And I'll even get mad when people steal it!
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why do you think hes greedy?
hmm maby you should think of all the people he helps with his $ Neb, he donats the most $ in the world to charity every year. You shouldnt be bashing him you should be praising him as a saint. Again there are a fuckload of other OS out there for the pickin you dont have to use windows ass. So stop your bitchin about Bill because your jelous pigs that have noting better to do with your time then trying to be a big bullie and picking on someone that you have no idea what he does. Maby do some reserch on the guy and you will find out that hes not that bad.
hmm maby you should think of all the people he helps with his $ Neb, he donats the most $ in the world to charity every year. You shouldnt be bashing him you should be praising him as a saint. Again there are a fuckload of other OS out there for the pickin you dont have to use windows ass. So stop your bitchin about Bill because your jelous pigs that have noting better to do with your time then trying to be a big bullie and picking on someone that you have no idea what he does. Maby do some reserch on the guy and you will find out that hes not that bad.
I know he does charity work. Good for him. I still hate the bastard. When I look at longhorn, I go "Fuck what does this guy think he's doing? He's going to fuckup my favortie hobby!(life obsession, whatever)" I hope its not widely supported but I know how it works. Software developers are like sheep, they follow the leader, even if that leader leads them out onto the road. Dont try to lay this "Your jealous of Bill Gates. He's a great guy. You should praise him" (Sorry Im not a Satanist) For what? Destroying any chance of competition, creativity and quality in the software market? Creating buggy software that most are forced to use because it is simply the one with the most support? Yes I can respect his accomplishments. Billionaire, software empire, DOS, wife + kids etc. But that doesnt mean I should respect and love him. I dont even know him. That means that I am free to critisize him at any point because the only way I know him is from using Windows and Frontpage and *shudder* MSN Messenger. If he created a respectable, stable, mostly bug free piece of software like, say UT2K3 (This is only based on my limited observations, if it not a good chunk o' code, buzz me and Ill change it) But when I use Mr. Gates proggies, I dont get that feel. Im just waiting for the first freeze up, registry error, IE crash, window's explorer lock up, MSN Messenger hose over, etc of the day. I'm never dissapointed.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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you can do alot more wich 7 billion then you can with 4 neb that a realy simple question to awnser.
Dempsey that great that ya dont like Microsoft but now your bitching about Longhorn, gee is someone gona make you install that peice of software when it comes out?
Well?
you know you do have a life of your own there and well you dont have to do anyting ya know infact here is a thought hmmmmmm wow you dont have to run Windows hay i have solved all your problems there man.(thank you thank you)
Oh and one other thing hmmm i didnt know that satin worshipers gave $ to charity. wow i geus you learn something new every day.
Dempsey that great that ya dont like Microsoft but now your bitching about Longhorn, gee is someone gona make you install that peice of software when it comes out?
Well?
you know you do have a life of your own there and well you dont have to do anyting ya know infact here is a thought hmmmmmm wow you dont have to run Windows hay i have solved all your problems there man.(thank you thank you)
Oh and one other thing hmmm i didnt know that satin worshipers gave $ to charity. wow i geus you learn something new every day.
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Matt, you didn't address any of Mike's points, you just took something he said and assumed what he meant. Try to read the arguments before replying, all of his points were valid and well backed, try to do the same.
Nature is bountiful where idiots are concerned
No, they arent breasts, they're personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
No, they arent breasts, they're personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
While you do make a valid point about me not having to install Longhorn, my beef is that one day Win98 will be outdated and unsupported. Then what will I have? XP? XP is not that great of an os either. Hell, what am I saying?!? I'll have linux!
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Fine
With 4b you cant get a fully operated and fully outfited aircraft carrier with 7 you can
With 4b you can get buy a small island but with 7b you can get a much bigger one
With 4b You can Start a good buisness but with 7b you can start a great buisness
Investing 4b in the market then lossing all of it but with 7b if ya lose 4b you still have 3b left.
with 4b you can fill a stadiom with Jelly beans but with 7b you can fill the stadiom that you just bought with Jelly beans.
with 4b you have alot of $ but if you have 7b you have alot more $
Say your at a auction for a small country that up for sail and you bid 4b well that just not anuff when the guy that has 7b bids 5b and beats you and still has 2b left.
i could go for hours on this one.
With 4b you cant get a fully operated and fully outfited aircraft carrier with 7 you can
With 4b you can get buy a small island but with 7b you can get a much bigger one
With 4b You can Start a good buisness but with 7b you can start a great buisness
Investing 4b in the market then lossing all of it but with 7b if ya lose 4b you still have 3b left.
with 4b you can fill a stadiom with Jelly beans but with 7b you can fill the stadiom that you just bought with Jelly beans.
with 4b you have alot of $ but if you have 7b you have alot more $
Say your at a auction for a small country that up for sail and you bid 4b well that just not anuff when the guy that has 7b bids 5b and beats you and still has 2b left.
i could go for hours on this one.