Henry Ford In Heaven

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, the angel tells Ford,
"Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed
the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in
heaven."

So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the
first man." So, the angel points Adam out to Ford.

When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the
woman?"

Adam says, "Yes."

"Well, says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. The rear end wobbles too much.
4. And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmm...", says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial
supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The
computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.

He then says to Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but
according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than
yours."