OWNED.... NOW 18+ Thanks Jew

[Fallen]Thumperup · Post by **[Fallen]Thumperup** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:31 am

If your going to hide the web cam make sure she doesn't find it

Download here

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:34 am

Going through the video archive pinto?

[Fallen]Thumperup · Post by **[Fallen]Thumperup** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:35 am

Meh just a worth while few

take a look at the FTP 80a and array

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:40 am

I"ve been slowly sifting through...but there is a lot of stuff.

[Fallen]Thumperup · Post by **[Fallen]Thumperup** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:47 am

and alot not organized

[Fallen]TSB · Post by **[Fallen]TSB** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:52 am

yup music here movie there and porn.. some where?? let me know if you find it jon..

[Fallen]Thumperup · Post by **[Fallen]Thumperup** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:53 am

TSB doesn't even know of the half of what is on it

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:55 am

[Fallen]TSB wrote:yup music here movie there and porn.. some where?? let me know if you find it jon..

You want pr0n?

Fap away:

http://raven.kalshadowtech.com/webstuff/vid/goatse.wmv

You sick f#$k.

Yes, it is what you think it is.

[Fallen]TSB · Post by **[Fallen]TSB** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:00 am

1)WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
2)WTF?!?!?!?!
3)WHHYYY YOU SON OF A ....
4)WTF?!?!
5) run away and bash my head against a wall wishing i was dead..

6)I did not see one goat in this at all
7)WHYY?????

WTF?!?!?!
9)ok.. I am clam... god.. this will replace the monsiters in my night mares

10)you sick sick man...
and last why do you have this?!?!

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:05 am

[Fallen]TSB wrote:1)WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
2)WTF?!?!?!?!
3)WHHYYY YOU SON OF A ....
4)WTF?!?!
5) run away and bash my head against a wall wishing i was dead..

6)I did not see one goat in this at all
7)WHYY?????
WTF?!?!?!
9)ok.. I am clam... god.. this will replace the monsiters in my night mares

10)you sick sick man...
and last why do you have this?!?!

lol, that's the best. Laughing my ass off.

I guess you didn't see the name on the link?

[Fallen]TSB wrote:6)I did not see one goat in this at all

This is the best. I actually almost clicked the link myself...then I read it.

Although I am kind of curious as to why it's a movie....but not curious enough.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 am

Holy sh1t! I didn't think anyone would actually watch it. I mean, I did say it was what you thought it was.

Here, you can see the original all for yourself:

http://goat.cx/

Ya know ya wanna.

[Fallen]TSB · Post by **[Fallen]TSB** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:09 am

OHHH GOD WHY DID I DO IT AGAIN!!

YOU SICK BASTERED!!!

I AM A SLAVE TO LINKS AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

AHHHH GOD...

sobs.. why me..

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:13 am

It's like Will Ferrel with a teleprompter in Anchorman!

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http://goat.cx/contrib/gap.zip

http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg

http://goat.cx/contrib/giver2.jpg

http://goat.cx/contrib/goatsex.swf

The last one's actually pretty funny.

Burn those eyes out! Burn 'em!

EDIT:

You're welcome, Thumperup.

[Fallen]TSB · Post by **[Fallen]TSB** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:16 am

AHHHHHHH Nate clicks the one NOOOOO ahh god.. the pain

these are fucking wrong...

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I will have to watch some lesbian porn now for like.. the 24 hours.. this is not something most people should see

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this is fucking my head up and while this is going on jew is spending all his free time getting pics and links to this shit and posting them.. ...

why jew why??

and more so how jew how?

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:18 am

I used to have a great link that would cycle through all the awful pics of Stile Project.

But it's gone.

It had everything. Men with pen1s nailed to board, old fag men, dr00py old women t1ts, this stuff, beastiality, you name it. If you weren't farked up before, you were after clicking the link.

EDIT:

To keep you warm at night.............how to fark dolphins:

http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

Dolphins: FAQ on Mating

Yes, I am perfectly aware there are many kinds of sex fetishes out there. There are people who are aroused by feet, shoes, and even shoelaces. But dolphins ? Anyway, if you want to have sex with a dolphin (and who doesn't ?), this is the guide for you. Please note in passing that the image to the right was called "yum.jpg" on the web site (for some reason, now called "fun.jpg").

Here is how to proceed :

1. Where to find a dolphin ?

Aquariums and zooz are out of the question : too many witnesses. You are instead advised to try to find a beach where dolphins live. You also need luck :

Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.

And if the Coast Guard comes by, you're on your own.

2. Pre-sex assessment of the situation

First, you need to figure out 1. the gender of the dolphin and 2. figure out if the dolphin is aroused.

To do the first, you need to look at their head (males have a fatter, rounder head), or on the dolphin's belly, between opposite the dorsal fin and the tail. The male has two larger slits, and the female has one large slit and two small mammary slits.

Figuring out whenever your prospective mate is aroused is also relatively straightforward. The male will sport a long erection that would make most men jealous ("anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose", we are advised). The dolphin's penis is also prehensile and flexible, and you can wrap it around your arm. It is not mentioned if the dolphin likes to have his penis wrapped around some dink's arm. On the other hand, the female's genitals will become pink and swollen, and she may nuzzle against you.

Also, I still can't believe I am writing about having sex with dolphins. This is what being an Insolitologist is all about, folks.

Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible!

3. Having sex

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length.

Due to the size of a dolphin's member, the best you can do with a male dolphin is to masturbate him. Missionary position or anal sex are both out of the question. Also, be careful : when those things shoot, they shoot. Remember what your mom told you about trains and get out of the way.

The female dolphin can be either masturbated or fucked, depending on your gender. Roll the dolphin gently to her side, belly towards you, and prop yourself on an elbow to stay face-to-face with her. At this point, my brain is already beginning to rebel against what I'm reading, so I'll let the author do the explaining for me :

Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you.

In conclusion, good luck, and if you have a baby with a dolphin, don't forget to tell someone other than the National Enquirer.

review written by Franc, 07/2002.