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Students at a Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

Then the professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine,it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that it is necessary that you don't get disgusted."

The professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.

When everyone finished the professor looked at them and told them:
"The second important quality is observation. I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index finger. Pay attention people!!!"
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Post by Ghost [PX] »

I've heard it before, but it never gets old :)
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Post by [Fallen]Thanatos »

fucking grose and funny at the same time

good one! :lol:
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Post by Heidi18 »

I told people that joke last year at school, it's a great joke!
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