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Phelpsy
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True Story

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True story, My girlfriend and I had been dating for over 2 years and we happily decided to get married. Our parents supported us, my friends encouraged me and my girl was a dream!
There was only one ruffle...her younger sister.
21 years old, always wears mini-skirts, atleast 36 D tits, nice hair, smells like a rose and always seems to bend over in front of me...when nobody else was around.

A few weeks before the actual wedding my would-be sister in-law{the lil sister} called me over to check over the invitations, the food, DJ etc etc...so I went over to her apartment.
She was "under dressed" even by stripper standards and was all over me {me being reluctant..as Iam about to marry her older sister} then she made It clear in her wisper to me. She told me she had feelings, desires and fantasies with me that she couldnt hold back anymore. She had to make love to me atleast once before I vowed to stay faithfull with her sister for eternity.
I was in 100% shock as she said she would go to her bedroom and If I chose to join her...follow.

As she reached the top of the stairs she slowly pulled off her thong and threw it at me. I IMMEDIATLY ran out the front door running towards my car...to meet her father..tears in his eyes, he hugged me.."Iam so glad you passed our little test, welcome to the family son"

Moral of the story? Keep your condoms in your car.
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already posted here, but good job anyways.
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i knew i should have checked through them all
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You can alway use the <a href="http://kalnet.kalshadowtech.com/php/phpBB2/search.php">Search</a> function to see if something has been posted before.
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