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hahaha, so true.
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The comics funny, but really, she's far too skinny to be considered attractive...

Contrary to popular belief, being able to see the ribs of a woman is not attractive, its damned nasty.
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I'm with you Ghost. Skinny is OK, but Annorexic is not. However, I don't subscribe to the old view of beauty either (bigger is better, for those of you who are unfamiliar with culture from 500-1850). I like the happy medium: small enough to be healthy, and still casts a shadow, ie. Natalie Portman, Liv Tyler, Milla Jovovich.
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Happy medium? Dude, those are twigs, too. Happy medium entails Jessica Alba, Alyssa Milano, Miss Cuthbert, Halle Berry, and the like.

Those you all listed are hot, but they're all pretty tiny. Maybe on the lighter side of happy medium, but not the exact middle.
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MMMmmm... Halle Berry
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Actually, she doesn't "do it" for me, but she fit the physical description. The only movie I thought she was hot in was Swordfish. Everything else? Meh.
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big is beautiful, but for me, as long as you are healthy, female and make me laugh, have a good personality, and good morals, I'll be attracted. Looks don't matter to me as much as they might to others.
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Bigger the cushion, deeper the pushin'? ;)
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I said skinny is good, annorexic is bad. At least the people I mentioned eat. I also grew up around a lot of girls who were pretty skinny, and if you held a flashlight up behind them you would have probably seen the red glow on the other side. Basically Natalie, Liv, and Milla are all pretty healthy looking compared to a lot of girls that I've known.
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I grew up with grandma's who thought (and still do) that we were all too skinny. That might have influenced me.

Besides, fat girls give good head..................they're hungry.



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Guys all the girls you both mentioned Samurai and Jew have the same body type Jessica Alba, Alyssa Milano, Miss Cuthbert, Halle Berry,
Natalie Portman, Liv Tyler, Milla Jovovich.

These girls are not even close to being a medium build. A medium build gentlemen are actresses such as Drew Barrymore, Renee Zellweger, and
Anglina Jolie. ( and in some movies i would put these women in the thin category.

If you need a better idea boys I am medium.

I do realize you mean that you can not see their ribs, but that is not medium! That is thin but you can't see their ribs.
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Like I said, skinny is good. And you're right about the point I was making. My definition of the happy medium includes Drew, Renee, Angelina, and Catherine Zeta Jones to add one more. The others are just the first that popped into my mind that didn't seem too skinny, and that tend to fit my taste in women. And to be completely honest you don't see many people bigger than them in Hollywood.
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Size definition varies from person to person. What you consider medium might be considered small by some people and vice versa. So really, If I want to call Halle Berry a medium, thats my call...
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When the chick's got a waist the same size as me or a bit bigger, she's a medium. ;)
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