So old Gamespy was called Qspy

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

Break out your cop, indian, and policeman outfits cuz we're gonna boogy:

Q-S-P-Y
by the Pillage People

young man, there's no need for that frown.
I said, young man, when your best server's down
I said, young man, cuz there's more to be found
there's no need to be unhappy.

young man, there's a tool you can use.
I said, young man, when you're short on your fuse.
so please try it, and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.

it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.

they have every server for you men to enjoy,
it's a frag fest with all the boys ...

it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.

you can get yourself fragged, you can bond with your clan,
you can prove that you are a man ...

young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, where do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can play anywhere,
but you got to find your best ping!

no man plays the game by himself.
I said, young man, put your axe on the shelf,
and just get it,search for Q-S-P-Y.
I'm sure it can help you today.

it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.

they have every server for you men to enjoy,
you can camp out with all the boys ...

it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.

you can get yourself hooked, you can capture the flag,
you can do it with less of that lag ...

young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, young man, then I found it on Blue's.
it was easy, once I got it setup.
the whole Quake world was in my sights! ...

so man, when you're itching to play,
I said, yo man, there is only one way.
don't you know man, its called Q-S-P-Y.
come on sing-a long while you slay ...

it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.

they have all the best games, on the net that are up,
but you never can get enough ...

it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to play it with Q-S-P-Y.

don't delay anymore, get your copy today,
when I find you you'll hear me say ...

Q-S-P-Y.
it's fun to frag you with Q-S-P-Y.


Who'd a thought this simple program would spawn the leviathon that is Gamespy, eh?