Dutch jokes

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

Here's 2 jokes that I got from my Mum's relatives:

Two girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards dusk, the increasing darkness of the streets starts making the two girls a little nervous when one girl leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come this way before."

The other girl says, "It's the cobblestones."

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A single woman is feeling really horny one night. She takes off her clothes, lies on her bed, and begins to finger fark herself. "I need a man, I need a man," she moans.

Since she forgot to close the bedroom door, her little girl who happens to be walking by gets to see everything. The next night the woman picks up some guy in a bar and brings him home. Again she forgets to close the bedroom door. The little girl walks by the bedroom and sees this guy on top of her mother boinking away.

The little girl runs back to her room, takes off her clothes, and lies down on her bed. She starts to finger fark herself while moaning, "I need a new bike, I need a new bike."


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And this is what one of my Irish engineering friends had to say about the Dutch:

Wooden shoes, wooden head, wouldn't listen!


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My geography teachers favourite saying:

If you're not Dutch, yer not much!