Classic Scottish Joke
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2003 9:18 pm
An old man is sitting in a bar by a loch in Scotland.
He points to the dock down on the lake. "You see that dock? I built that dock. But do they call me Seamus the Dockbuilder? No."
"And you see this bar? I built this bar. But do they call me Seamus the Barbuilder? No, they don't."
"And those cabinets behind the bar? I built those cabinets. But do they call me Seamus the Cabinetmaker? No."
"But you fark one goat....."
He points to the dock down on the lake. "You see that dock? I built that dock. But do they call me Seamus the Dockbuilder? No."
"And you see this bar? I built this bar. But do they call me Seamus the Barbuilder? No, they don't."
"And those cabinets behind the bar? I built those cabinets. But do they call me Seamus the Cabinetmaker? No."
"But you fark one goat....."