Classic Scottish Joke

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

An old man is sitting in a bar by a loch in Scotland.

He points to the dock down on the lake. "You see that dock? I built that dock. But do they call me Seamus the Dockbuilder? No."

"And you see this bar? I built this bar. But do they call me Seamus the Barbuilder? No, they don't."

"And those cabinets behind the bar? I built those cabinets. But do they call me Seamus the Cabinetmaker? No."

"But you fark one goat....."