For all the guys!!!
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 11:05 am
this is an email that got sent to me i dnt know how many of you have got this... but it should be put somewhere in writing
This is the male version of "The Rules" hope ya'll have a laugh..I sure did
These are all numbered 1 on purpose!
1-Learn to work the toilet seat. Your a big girl.If it's up put it down,you don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down!
1-Sunday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
1-Shopping is NOT a sport and no we don't want to think of it that way.
1-Crying is blackmail.
1-Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this..subtle hints do NOT work! Strong hints do NOT work! Obvious hints do NOT work! Just say it!
1-Yes and No are perfectly aceptable answers to almost every question.
1-Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it,that's what we do.Sypathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1-A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1-Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an arguement.In fact anything we say becomes null and void after 7 days.
1-If you won't dress like Victoria Secret models,don't expaect us to act like soap opera guys.
1-If you think your fat,you probably are. Don't ask us.
1-If something we said can be interpreted in two different ways and one makes you sad or angry,we meant the other one.
1-You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done,not both.If you already know best how to do it just do it yourself.
1-Whenever possible please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1-Christopher Colubus did not need directions,neither do we.
1-All men can only see 16 colors,like Windows default settings.Peach is not a color it is a fruit.Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what Muave is.
1-If it itches it will be scrathed.We do that.
1-If we ask whats wrong and you say nothing we will act like nothings wrong.We know you are lying but it's not worth the hassle.
1-If you ask a question you do not want an answer to,expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1-When we go somewhere absolutly anything you wear will be fine.Really.
1-Don't ask us what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball,the shotgun formation or monster trucks.
1-You have enough clothes.
1-You have too many shoes.
1-I am in shape.Round is a shape.
Thank-you for reading this,Yes I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight,but did you know men don't really mind that,it's like camping.
This is the male version of "The Rules" hope ya'll have a laugh..I sure did
These are all numbered 1 on purpose!
1-Learn to work the toilet seat. Your a big girl.If it's up put it down,you don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down!
1-Sunday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
1-Shopping is NOT a sport and no we don't want to think of it that way.
1-Crying is blackmail.
1-Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this..subtle hints do NOT work! Strong hints do NOT work! Obvious hints do NOT work! Just say it!
1-Yes and No are perfectly aceptable answers to almost every question.
1-Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it,that's what we do.Sypathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1-A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1-Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an arguement.In fact anything we say becomes null and void after 7 days.
1-If you won't dress like Victoria Secret models,don't expaect us to act like soap opera guys.
1-If you think your fat,you probably are. Don't ask us.
1-If something we said can be interpreted in two different ways and one makes you sad or angry,we meant the other one.
1-You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done,not both.If you already know best how to do it just do it yourself.
1-Whenever possible please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1-Christopher Colubus did not need directions,neither do we.
1-All men can only see 16 colors,like Windows default settings.Peach is not a color it is a fruit.Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what Muave is.
1-If it itches it will be scrathed.We do that.
1-If we ask whats wrong and you say nothing we will act like nothings wrong.We know you are lying but it's not worth the hassle.
1-If you ask a question you do not want an answer to,expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1-When we go somewhere absolutly anything you wear will be fine.Really.
1-Don't ask us what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball,the shotgun formation or monster trucks.
1-You have enough clothes.
1-You have too many shoes.
1-I am in shape.Round is a shape.
Thank-you for reading this,Yes I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight,but did you know men don't really mind that,it's like camping.
