For all the guys!!!

[Tempus]

this is an email that got sent to me i dnt know how many of you have got this... but it should be put somewhere in writing

This is the male version of "The Rules" hope ya'll have a laugh..I sure did
These are all numbered 1 on purpose!

1-Learn to work the toilet seat. Your a big girl.If it's up put it down,you don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down!

1-Sunday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.

1-Shopping is NOT a sport and no we don't want to think of it that way.

1-Crying is blackmail.

1-Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this..subtle hints do NOT work! Strong hints do NOT work! Obvious hints do NOT work! Just say it!

1-Yes and No are perfectly aceptable answers to almost every question.

1-Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it,that's what we do.Sypathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1-A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1-Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an arguement.In fact anything we say becomes null and void after 7 days.

1-If you won't dress like Victoria Secret models,don't expaect us to act like soap opera guys.

1-If you think your fat,you probably are. Don't ask us.

1-If something we said can be interpreted in two different ways and one makes you sad or angry,we meant the other one.

1-You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done,not both.If you already know best how to do it just do it yourself.

1-Whenever possible please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1-Christopher Colubus did not need directions,neither do we.

1-All men can only see 16 colors,like Windows default settings.Peach is not a color it is a fruit.Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what Muave is.

1-If it itches it will be scrathed.We do that.

1-If we ask whats wrong and you say nothing we will act like nothings wrong.We know you are lying but it's not worth the hassle.

1-If you ask a question you do not want an answer to,expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1-When we go somewhere absolutly anything you wear will be fine.Really.

1-Don't ask us what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball,the shotgun formation or monster trucks.

1-You have enough clothes.

1-You have too many shoes.

1-I am in shape.Round is a shape.

Thank-you for reading this,Yes I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight,but did you know men don't really mind that,it's like camping.

[Queen Zeus]

And What if i do dress like a Victoria Secret Model ?

[[Fallen]Thanatos]

then thats great