Destroy your CD-R's

Dempsey · Post by **Dempsey** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:23 pm

I doubt Neo could get out of a "burly brawl" with them

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:52 pm

Neo sucks. The only thing he could do in that situation is bend over and take it. No one could resist the force of 1000 Jason's. Its unstoppable...

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:26 pm

Who look at that "Whalloping" atom, it may sound big but its still realy small.lol

Only small to you. Size is completely subjective when you're using adjectives. For example, a neutrino would find an atom big, but it would be small compared to my member (even I'll admit Hewey-Louie-and-Duey are bigger than an atom.........by a bit

).

Actually, I figured out how long it would take to create my own nation of people bent to my will. Taking hormone treatment into consideration, the fact that men can now carry babies, and the fact that I would pump minions out like pigs it was surprisingly easy. 1 man has 10 kids, 1 woman has 20 kids, and so on. Assume equal males to females and you can have a friggin' lot of kids in 70 years (after the initial 14 year lull waiting for the 1rst generation to reach the reproductive stage). A small nation, but a nation of ME

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-spelling on completely

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Post by **[PX] Nebuchadnezzar** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:52 pm

still very very scary that you even think about that.

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:50 pm

Thank god for the miracle of sterilization...

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 9:06 pm

.........or the fact that I don't get any

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:07 pm

Says you. I've been secretly firing a radar gun at your crotch everytime I see you. :lol:

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:46 pm

As long as it's just a radar gun and not a alpha, beta, or gamma ray run, it's all good.

"Oh, no! THE JEW's erection is going 85 mph! Run!!!!"

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:50 pm

Its all three...

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:02 am

That's a pretty funkified radar gun then

And it would explain the hideous blisters all over my genitalia. So much for thinking it was actually starting to grow

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:35 am

So thats where you got the phrase "genital warts only make it look bigger"....

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:47 am

Whatever helps one's girth.

Though, I wouldn't recommend nuclear radiation for everyone. Wait, yes, I would. I can see it now. Spam in everyone's mailbox.

"M4K3 Y00 P3n15 B1GG3R!!!!1"

Simply dip your manhood into our vats of toxic waste and experience growth you never thought possible! All the ladies will surely comment on the tranformation your KACK has gone through. Experience growth up to 4 inches all over. Order today before stock runs out!