Britney Bares All

[Fallen]Thanatos · Post by **[Fallen]Thanatos** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:04 pm

see the biger question is when did J become jewish?

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:33 pm

Perhaps Jay will enlighten us all with the tale, I'm sure it is quite an interesting story.

[PX]Kal Bob · Post by **[PX]Kal Bob** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:33 pm

And are thouse pigs Kosher? :lol:

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 7:57 pm

iron fist
n.
Rigorous or despotic control: ruled the nation with an iron fist.

If I was referring to you specifically, I would've used:

scatophage
n.
One who follows the practice of scatophagy.

scatophagy
n.
The eating of excrement or other filth.

I'll be sure to correct that for future reference

Rigorous control? I can think of something rigorous you're involved with, but you always lose control at the end and make a mess :mrgreen:

Everybody knows the Jewish story. If you find it that boring, I'll make another one up to satisfy your entertainment needs.

Pigs.........the other white meat :mrgreen:

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:15 pm

Well Jay, I will excuse your reference to scatophagy, after all I know how much you enjoy the practice and try to bring it into everyday conversation. I can remember just the other day when I asked you "So, what are the specs on the new gigabyte board" to which you replied by eating a pile of your own excrement and mumbling somthing about a DPS.

As for making a mess, you seemed fine with it last night. :mrgreen:

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:20 pm

One, it was a GPS I was muttering about. I got nuttin' on the $hit part :mrgreen:

Two, when you threaten to either rape my @$$ or let you jerk off in the car, I chose the latter. Lesser of 2 evils.........barely :lol:

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:28 pm

Come on now, we all know that you can't rape the willing

On a side note those cup holders in your car can really chafe...oh no, I've said too much. :mrgreen:

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:29 pm

I would just like to point out that neither of those 2 options are Kosher.

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:31 pm

I guess with scatophagy kosherness would depend on what the person had to eat that day.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:35 pm

Willing, roofies, passed out.........it's all the same to you Homey J

Come here you pop machine change slot!

(only 2 people will get this.......hopefully)

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 11:38 pm

Sorry Jay, unlike your friend, I draw the line at inanimate objects...