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Best definition of windows

Post by [PX]Kal Bob »

Microsoft Windows is the bimbo that everyone wants to date -- great looking exterior, but nothing underneath the surface. It's it only real purpose is to fuck you over.

Linux is like the mousy looking girl who works at the library. Smart and fun as all get-out, but not necessarily as pretty as the bimbo.

Now Sun is trying to offer a library girl with bimbo good-looks. I say more power to them.
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Well put indeed.
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Post by [PX]IronFist »

Well if they can pull it off, they will have created the perfect woman...er, I mean operating system. :D
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Post by Ghost [PX] »

Hell, if they can create both the perfect woman AND the perfect OS I will make them my new Gods (notice the capital).
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noted :(
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