Britney Bares All

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 6:16 pm

But that's where you're wrong Homey V.

LESBO, LESBO, LESBO, LESBO, LESBO ACTION!!!

Or if Thumperup insists on being there:

BI, BI, BI, BI, BI ACTION!!!!

Though, quite frankly, Pinto's @r$e and other........equipment......in the picture is just gonna make it that much harder for us to sell the pr0n. Though, if Ron Jeremy can sell pr0n...........

Sorry Pinto :mrgreen:

Queen Zeus · Post by **Queen Zeus** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:47 pm

46 would make her very big around not breast size
and double E would result in britney not being able to walk upright

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:33 pm

I stand corrected Jason...

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:07 am

As I understand it, 46 is the actual measure around one's bust. The EE rating is similar to that of batteries.

A = I can use a penlight
B = I can use a bigger penlight
C = I can now start my car
D = I can now start my truck
DD = I can now start my Dad's truck
EE = Where do you want the 'dozer moved to?

Besides, Britney wouldn't need to walk. Crawling would put her into position. Yes, I'm a male pig

Dempsey · Post by **Dempsey** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:26 am

You swine!

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 2:09 pm

ba dum bum cha!

(a drum roll for those who didnt get it)

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 12:21 am

THE JEW (RaVeN) wrote:Britney wouldn't need to walk. Crawling would put her into position. Yes, I'm a male pig

I think that perhaps I should direct a certain girl to this post and see what she thinks.

Heidi18 · Post by **Heidi18** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 12:33 am

46 EE, those are some huge fuckers, i feel sorry for any body with that size breasts

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 2:38 pm

THE JEW (RaVeN) wrote:Why stop there?

That is blasphmey; breast's are God's greatest creation.

I don't know Jay, I think that a semi-colon is a little strong in this case. You have to be careful, punctuation is a powerful thing.

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 4:20 pm

Punctuation: A power great enough to topple nations....

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 6:01 pm

Punctuation: A power great enough to topple nations....

Which is why I, appropriately, am the one to wield it correctly

Beware of my iron fist-like rule of all things related to grammar!

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 6:06 pm

OH DEAR GOD!!! RUN, HE'S GOT A COLON!!!!!

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 6:07 pm

Actually, I used a semi-colon.

Though, I do have a colon

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 6:07 pm

THE JEW (RaVeN) wrote:

Beware of my iron fist-like rule of all things related to grammar!

Good to know that you will be following my system of rule.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:59 pm

Your system of rule? Whatever, pansy boy. The cone of scewage, yes. Just cuz you've got the name you think you're some tsar? :mrgreen: