Hillbilly Medical Terms

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Medical Terms!



Benign
What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria.

Barium
What you do with dead folks.

Catscan
Searching for the cat.

Coma
A punctuation mark.



Fester
Quicker than someone else.

Fibula
A small lie.

Hangnail
What you hang your coat on.

Labor Pain
Getting hurt at work.

Morbid
A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates
Cheaper than day rates.



Secretion
Hiding something.

Tablet
A small table to change babies on.

Seizure
Roman emperor.

Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the train station.

Tumor
More than one.

Varicose
Near by.