> >Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I
> >really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come
> >work."
> >The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
> >like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me all the sex I need.
> >That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that.
> >" Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
> >feel great. I be at work soon. ......You got nice house."
Correctly Edited Version
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come
work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me all the sex I need. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that. "
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. ......You got nice house."
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