another Math Joke
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- [Fallen]Thanatos
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another Math Joke
> > >From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > > What Makes 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
>over
> > > > 100%..
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > How about achieving 103%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> > > > questions:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What makes up 100% in life?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > If:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > is represented as:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Then:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> > > > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And
> > > >
> > > > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> > > > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > But,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> > > > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> > > > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> > > > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will
>get
> > >you
> > > > there,
> > > > bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!!!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What Makes 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
>over
> > > > 100%..
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > How about achieving 103%?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> > > > questions:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What makes up 100% in life?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > If:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > is represented as:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Then:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> > > > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And
> > > >
> > > > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> > > > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > But,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> > > > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > And,
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> > > > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> > > > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will
>get
> > >you
> > > > there,
> > > > bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!!!

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Ya dude that's s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g it to the breaking point.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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must we go through this again
if ya want the full story go here
http://kalnet.kalshadowtech.com/php/php ... 14&start=0
Im sick of people using those emoticons and try to say whatever they want, well i say hay if they can do it well then so can i.
Pluse why cant i post a funny e-mail i got? Im shure othere do the same but I dont see you bitching to them?
Eat my ass Neb
if ya want the full story go here
http://kalnet.kalshadowtech.com/php/php ... 14&start=0
Im sick of people using those emoticons and try to say whatever they want, well i say hay if they can do it well then so can i.
Pluse why cant i post a funny e-mail i got? Im shure othere do the same but I dont see you bitching to them?
Eat my ass Neb

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The smily face really does do something psychological.. As I read matt's posts, it really makes it seem like he's joking, as he should be. The hard thing to figure out is why he is not.
Yeah, so you screwed up and posted a forward with all the crap still intact. It's cool, everyone makes mistakes. If no one is able to laugh at themselves, then we're all screwed.
Yeah, so you screwed up and posted a forward with all the crap still intact. It's cool, everyone makes mistakes. If no one is able to laugh at themselves, then we're all screwed.
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using it to better the world and our selfs....
my point is......
The piano man told me to go to Japan in the winter and thats a hoby that only cows and pigs can master....
understand??
well if you dont to bad....
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