I'm In A Chauvinistic Mood........

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

New University courses available for Women at the U of C (University of
Chauvinism)

Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses are now
available for women on the following subjects.

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Actually making deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the bathroom Cabinet too.
6.Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7.Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the first
8.Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without nagging
9.Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
16. Cooking I: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking II: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women notice

Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great demand...

[[Fallen]Thanatos]

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