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Post by THE JEW (RaVeN) »

Mark your calendars and plan a celebration. According to the death test, this is my time to go:

December 2, 2052
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)



Interesting how alien abduction was a better chance than heart attack.


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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 9, 2056
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Drowning (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. I can expect to die on:
November 23, 2054
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Drowning (10%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
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February 23, 2053
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Drowning (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Suicide (5%)


This really sucks I am going to die on my birthday
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GET OUT!!!

You're birthday's the 23! Me too!
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Post by [Fallen]Thanatos »

Damit im gona die first

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 16, 2039
at the age of 57 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (16%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Cancer (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 25, 2058
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Drowning (15%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Homicide (5%)
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jason how can you forget my birthday
Bob tellls you all the time that that is how he remembers my birthday because it is the same day as yours
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Post by THE JEW (RaVeN) »

Darling, I forget MY birthday half the time. It just happens to be yours as well.

I usually think it's the 21rst.
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 22, 2064
at the age of 79 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (5%)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. I can expect to die on:

May 3, 2043
at the age of 60 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (16%)
Drowning (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)

Funny, I thought 3rd degree burns would be higher on the list. Well, atleast I'm not dying of cancer like the rest of you.

What kind of stuff is Neb into to get Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation?
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Post by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar »

apparently team sex does that for you. :mrgreen:
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 4, 2068
at the age of 83 years old. (Haha, see all of you at your funerals, you unfit slobs! ;))

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%) (guess it's cancer for me. oh well, i hear it's pretty painless...)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)
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Post by [Fallen]Thanatos »

yay heart attack

thats the only way to die but it seems that im the only one that has a chance of being mauled to death :(
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Post by Angmar »

Ironfist, whatchu talkin bout? Cancer is the shit!
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