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Here's mine:

Lemmie get this straight - YOU were the quickest and smartest of all the dumb-@$$ sperm yer dad shot off?!?!



So what's your counter? ;)
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Dam skippy! :lol:
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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THE JEW (RaVeN) wrote:Here's mine:

Lemmie get this straight - YOU were the quickest and smartest of all the dumb-@$$ sperm yer dad shot off?!?!



So what's your counter? ;)


And to think... I could of been your father but the dumb dog beat me over the fence.
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Post by THE JEW (RaVeN) »

NICE!! I'm luving that one. Here's my next one:


Wow, you're about as useful as tits on a nun.



Crude, but effective, eh? :mrgreen:
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Post by [PX] Nebuchadnezzar »

oh yeah!? well you got fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing out the Ws
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Post by [Fallen]Thanatos »

ahhh its tits on a bore a BORE not a nun
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speaking of bore, you're boring!! :mrgreen: (this thread is great!)
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You are about a useful as balls on a priest.



(nope, nuns work, too............unless you can share an instance where you sample the land of milk and honey of a sightly nun ;) )
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balls on a preist are good for the kiddies right??

anyways, you're one of those kids so shut up! :mrgreen:
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You are so worthless that even if you were freezing to death, I wouldn't give you the steam off my diarrhea.
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Post by [Fallen]SkaLicious »

haha not bad.. Well yo mamma so nasty that when you asked her what was for supper, she opened her legs and said crabs.

Gotta love the yo mamma jokes!
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Awwwwwww...............dirty!


You're so dumb, you couldn't pour pi$$ out of a boot with directions on the heel.


(if ya want, start a "Your Momma" thread and I'll gladly join in).
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oh ya well your so dumb, when your mamma asked you to go buy a colour tv, you asked what colour.
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Yo mama has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts.
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Post by [Fallen]SkaLicious »

haha that's awesome!!

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.
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