What women should do on a date :D

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What women should do on a date :D

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A guy and a girl go out for dinner to a rather nice resturant. The girl orders the most expensive champaign, oysters, lobster, shrimp and new york cheese cake. The guy questions " Do you eat like this at your moms?" Girl responds "No, but my mom doesn't intended to fuck me later."
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
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Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
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Some of his problems could have been solved by consulting this thread ;)

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