Not A Single Dirty Word, But........

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

[[PX] Nebuchadnezzar]

ah Jason, so much seual innuendo it's incredible.

[[Fallen]Thanatos]

and this is comming from our Local bible thumper.

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

Exactly. Innuendo makes it that much funnier.