We all know it's coming (on an aside, I think we all know who's family is best prepared to fight the horde waves, but I digress).
Zombie infection rate test:
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite
This will let you know how long you have before you have to shoot your sibling, etc.
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<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite"><img src="http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/7_1_hour_and_25_minutes.jpg" alt="The Zombie Bite Calculator" /></a>
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<p>Created by <a href="http://theoatmeal.com">Oatmeal</a></p>
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Dempsey's score:
Dempsey has one minute to decapitate/fend off Thumperup before they both go looking for brains.
Dempsey has one minute to decapitate/fend off Thumperup before they both go looking for brains.
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Why zombies won't overrun us:
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7- ... ly_p1.html
I thought rednecks with guns was a fairly obvious answer.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7- ... ly_p1.html
I thought rednecks with guns was a fairly obvious answer.
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they would both need to kill me first.
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Elitism- It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom.
Elitism- It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom.
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I'm killing all of you right after the news drops!
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They wouldn't land the bite, I'd go all Jackson Pollack on their heads...
Though do smoke, so I would have a chance at becoming a zombie superstar.
ps. First Post! Hi guys!
Though do smoke, so I would have a chance at becoming a zombie superstar.
ps. First Post! Hi guys!
When in doubt, nuke it from orbit...
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Someone needs to save me.
anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening!
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