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THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:31 pm

http://silverhammer.sorayume.net/error.htm
http://www.digitalsawdust.com/
http://www.somethingawful.com/nointelligence/
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
http://www.se7en-x.com/oops/index.htm

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:39 pm

http://www.plinko.net/nevermore.asp
http://www.homestarrunner.com/404
http://www.eskimo.com/notfound.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html (STRONGBAD!!!)
http://my.core.com/~oldgrendel/cannot_find_porn.htm (I imagine this one happens a lot what with our group

)

The motherload of all 404:

http://www.plinko.net/404/default.asp

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:41 am

Good ones:

To check your connection, click the Tools menu, and then click Eaten By Monsters Options. On the Weapons tab, click VWOMMMMgish. The weapons class should match those provided by your local mysterious old loony in a desert or small greenish swamp dweller.

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are an AOL user, make sure you did not accidentally type your street address in the bar.

The http://www.se7en-x.com/oops/index.htm is definitely the best though:

you may need to adjust your browser settings, but most likely you're a complete dipshit. You tell your friends you've been online since '94, but Mr. "I've been on the net for 5 years" seems to call me a lot at 2 am in the morning and asking what settings you need to put in your outlook express to get your @home e mail, or how do I send something in icq? My favorite moments from you and your friends are when you send me the "I love you virus" or the e mails I get with the jokes that are so not fucking funny I wanna snap your neck like a twig. No I'm not your personal Microsoft hotline, and when I go to your place for dinner, please dont ask me if I could "Just take a look at something" you've been having trouble with. The next time you tell me you pride yourself on how much you've learned about computers over the years, just know that I'm thinking "Bullshit" over and over in my mind ya prick.

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:15 am

That last one brings a tear of joy to my eye.
=D>

[Fallen]Thanatos · Post by **[Fallen]Thanatos** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:10 pm

LOL that last statment sums up my life to a T

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:38 am

http://www.mattressfish.com/errors/custom404.htm

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:39 am

Those Gnomes are really gay.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:41 am

The message is different after you refresh, too.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:14 pm

http://www.linuxstolescocode.com/

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:12 pm

Ikea:

http://flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=30196012&size=l

Ghost [PX] · Post by **Ghost [PX]** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:25 pm

That right there, brought a little bit of joy into my day.

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:21 pm

THE JEW (RaVeN) wrote:Ikea:

http://flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=30196012&size=l

Is this safe for work?

edit: Yes it is - funny stuff.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:41 pm

Your're in the humour section--just always pressume it's not.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:38 pm

The story of the guy who owns the domain donotreply.com must be pretty interesting what with all the cr@p he gets:

http://it.slashdot.org/it/08/03/21/1737248.shtml