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Me and some Hot sause

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You my friend, are absolutely nuts. Im not sure whether to applaud or laugh at you.

No wait... Its laugh, definately laugh,
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Lol.......statements to make my day:

The Obvious:

"this is f**kin' HOT!"


The Athletic:

"it's like the pain Olympics here, man."


The Sweat It Out:

"uh, how much time do I have left?"




The best part is watching your complexion. You can, literally, see you burning up and turning red.

Though, those loaves of bread behind ya? Those woulda helped a bunch.


You know it's a really hot sauce if the gas pains are worse than the heat. If that stuff was decent, your stomach should swell up a bit and you'll fart like a mofo. The best part is that a little bit of heat will pass when you fart. It's awesome :lol:


You may wanna put this tune on to get over the next 24 hrs.
Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire

CHORUS:
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

The Taste Of Love Is Sweet
When Hearts Like Ours Meet
I Fell For You Like A Child
Oh, But The Fire Went Wild

CHORUS
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

And It Burns, Burns, Burns

The Ring Of Fire

The Ring Of Fire



Welcome to your hot sauce career :D

EDIT:

Here's a ranking of all the hot sauces to let you know how ya placed:

http://www.chez-williams.com/Hot%20Sauce/hothome.htm

I can't remember whether you bought me Da Bomb Ground Zero or Final Answer.

And you might wanna try this next:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QYVY-5V ... re=related
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i got you final answer and yes gas pains were incredible, i was up for 4 hours in the night....... i thought i was going to die..

but i got $20 out of it.
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[Fallen]Thanatos wrote:i got you final answer and yes gas pains were incredible, i was up for 4 hours in the night....... i thought i was going to die..

but i got $20 out of it.


That's a pretty sweet pay. I might have tried it if egged on enough while drinking :lol: Yeah, the Da Bomb: Final Answer was hot enough that one tea spoon would heat up a whole pot of chili for me. If I had just added it and not washed my hands, I would feel my d!ck burn when I held it when going to the p!sser. All the fun of gonorrhea without any of the bacteria. Awesome!

At least you didn't puke like those kids we gave Da Bomb at the NDHS winter supper :lol:
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I didn't stop laughing the entire time.
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Dude... 20 bucks. I know a guy who did it for FREE. Good job man.
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