Tazer? I wish. I get the lethal "SECURITY" T-shirt. The only guns I'll be packing are the massive ones mere mortals call "biceps." Ooooooooh yeeeeeeaaaaaaah.
Discount? On clothes more typically known for borderline metrosexuals and other less than straight males? Uh, no. And I'm devastated.
Though, on an aside, their Signature men's line follows classic cues from the 50's and 60's so their alright. Best way to get a discount on Le Château is to go to their discount warehouses. You get everything from the season previous and earlier and prices are usually 50%. Combine that with dating a worker of the company, wait 'til they get their 50% off coupons, and then average out 75% off.
They've discontinued their men's shoes line so the deals you see are it. Good if you like pointy Italian made dress shoes. Bad if you like square, wide dress shoes. Though, they've got a bunch of "dressy" sneaks on sale, too. The Woman™ got a set of heels for $5 while I got a couple outfits for under $75. That, however, was with her discount. You'd expect to pay "average" prices for the clothes without it (ie. a sweater for $30-$40, jeans $30-$50, shoes $30-$50, etc.) Still far better than regular boutique prices, but not the hottest deal out there.
This, by far, has to be the gayest post I've ever made
