Deerstrike

Paragon · Post by **Paragon** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:43 am

So this may or may not belong in the humor forum, but I was driving the company truck on Saturday, minding my own business when an eight-point buck decided to say hello to the front of the truck with his ass. The stupid animal blew off my license plate, front headlight and dented a steel bumper. The truck's in the shop now, and the deer's in the bush (Minus a few cuts of meat) As soon as I can figure out how to upload pics, I've got some pretty good ones.

Paragon · Post by **Paragon** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:58 am

As you can see, he was a big one. He was a hundred and sixty five pounds dressed, which means he was in the neighborhood of two hundred ten live. Unfortunately, there wasn't much usable meat on him. His stomach was ruptured by the impact, so it blew up underneath his skin on the side he was hit. Ruined most of the meat.

Of course, I do have the heart in my fridge, so I can eat it and gain his sweet tasty courage.

Dempsey · Post by **Dempsey** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:34 am

BAM! First kill. What is with you and hitting animals with vehicles? His rich tasty courage lol!

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:02 am

Man, if the last pics had you frothing at the mouth with his blood while holding the heart.............that would just be jawsome.

Not that I'm hinting at you to do anything, ya know.

[Fallen]Thanatos · Post by **[Fallen]Thanatos** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:37 am

sweet kill, Frags and all

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:31 am

Are you going to mount it?

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Post by **[PX] Nebuchadnezzar** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:44 am

THE JEW (RaVeN) wrote:Are you going to mount it?

What Andrew does with it in the privacy of his own home is not anyone's business...

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:38 am

Yes, this is true.

However, my question was less along these lines..........

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/sex_with_dead_deer.htm

http://www.queerty.com/queer/JackieDeer ... ng-web.jpg

..........and more along these lines:

http://www.learn-taxidermy.com/field_dressing_deer.htm

http://www.swfltaxidermy.com/deer.htm

Paragon · Post by **Paragon** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:23 pm

The rack (And the attached bit of skull that was chainsawed off with it) will eventually become part of a chandelier. Since I killed the deer with a company truck, the boss is keeping the rack. Considering I didn't catch any grief for the thousands of dollars damage, I think I'm OK with that. Besides, I'm going to shoot a deer and mount that. More sporting, that.