On being men
By GRAHAM HICKS, EDMONTON SUN
Wed, January 24, 2007
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station bathroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to think about which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress: $5,000. Tux rental: $100.
People never stare at your chest when you talk to them.
The occasional belch or flatulent toot is practically expected
On Being Men
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On Being Men
Gentlemen, we got 20 calls about the David Hyde-Pierce incident. And as you know, one call equals a billion people, which means 20 billion people were offended by this
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good question I would be interested to read that one as well.
Still i was surprised this one even surfaced at all in this age of political correctness.
It was amusing nonetheless
Still i was surprised this one even surfaced at all in this age of political correctness.
It was amusing nonetheless
Gentlemen, we got 20 calls about the David Hyde-Pierce incident. And as you know, one call equals a billion people, which means 20 billion people were offended by this
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By Graham Hicks, Edmonton Sun
Uh, seeing as how the author has "hick" in his name, the paper's in Alberta, and it's a tabloid-like paper that daily runs pictures of scantily-clad women.............I don't think it's all that surprising
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Speaking of urinals........
http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/05/urin ... um-police/
No more pee racing games
http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/05/urin ... um-police/
No more pee racing games
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