So far it looks great but it's kinda boring. Same enemies, over and over again. Time travel only slightly exciting. I just don't feel badass and commanding time should make me feel badass. I was really hoping that would move through multiple time periods instead of alternate post world war 2. I'll update this as I go
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.