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Why is Mommy throwing knives at me?

http://www.videosift.com/video/Knife-th ... om-the-50s

Siiiiiiiiiiigh, I miss the days where a Mom could almost cleave off the head of her child and not end up in jail :(
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I wonder if I'll be allowed to shoot apples off of the heads of my children?... Maybe I had better borrow other people's kids first.
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that was fucking nuts
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All the Dr. Who titles in one sequence:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pmiW0gIpGMU& ... ed&search=

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The crazy French and their Urban Olympics:

http://www.videosift.com/video/France-U ... ijing-2008

A lot funnier than I thought it would be. Anyone care to translate what he was saying? I could only make out every 5th word or so what with the crowd in the background.
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Dutch dancing--Jumpstyle:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Jumpstyle



I was going to try and reference this to Russian Can-Can dancing, but........

http://www.videosift.com/video/Russian- ... r-in-style

...........the only video I found was a bit more interesting.
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Farmer tinkering with his sh!t spreader:

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/15/clo ... ld-happen/

Uh, why do they call it a fertilizer tanker? Is that the new politically correct term for it? We can't even call it a manure tanker now?
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My bros sound is too low to hear what the frenchie is saying, but I think I can translate it for you later, like at Mikes...It sounds like he is introducing himself and telling about his achievements tho.
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It's audio only, but it's about felching and gerbils so you know it has to be funny:

http://www.stickam.com/editMediaComment ... =174664282
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Holy shit that gerbil thing is so old! I heard that in Westervelt. I just about died laughing
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I'll never look at a pen the same again:

http://www.5min.com/Video/The-art-of-Ja ... ning-11388

They're just so.........s3><ual ;)
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Mauveshadow wrote:My bros sound is too low to hear what the frenchie is saying, but I think I can translate it for you later, like at Mikes...It sounds like he is introducing himself and telling about his achievements tho.


Sound was low? What, did you have the earphones on your hip or something? :P
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