10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd

[[Fallen]TSB]

10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd

10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures.
9. Is overly enthusiastic about 'Dungeons and Dragons' and other role playing games.
8. Very familiar with megahertz, wears glasses and, can quote scripture.
7. Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still gets beaten up.
6. Says 'Whom' instead of 'Who.'
5. Is pleased when disruptive individuals are sent to the office, so that they can continue with their learning.
4. Prefers NPR to any music.
3. Gets upset when there is a test or quiz that he did not know about.
2. Rooted for Deep-Blue in the famous chess game.
1. Must be pulled off bridge when not accepted at the college of his choice.

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

Nerd tests might just make it easier.

Nerd test among mortals:
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php

Your Score Summary:

6% scored higher
1% scored the same
93% scored lower




Nerd test among nerds:
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nt2.php?dg3

Your Score Summary For Science/Math:
2% scored higher,
0% scored the same, and
98% scored lower.


For Computers/Technology:
3% scored higher,
0% scored the same, and
97% scored lower.



For Sci-Fi/Comic:
1% scored higher,
1% scored the same, and
98% scored lower.



For History/Literature:
11% scored higher,
2% scored the same, and
87% scored lower.



For Dumb/Dork/Awkwardness:
27% scored higher,
13% scored the same, and
60% scored lower.

[Mauveshadow]

just for fun I did the test....


All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!
3% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
96% scored lower (less nerdy).

AND

For Science/Math:
7% scored higher,
2% scored the same, and
91% scored lower.

For Computers/Technology:
11% scored higher,
2% scored the same, and
87% scored lower.

For Sci-Fi/Comic:
2% scored higher,
0% scored the same, and
98% scored lower.

For History/Literature:
7% scored higher,
1% scored the same, and
92% scored lower.

For Dumb/Dork/Awkwardness:
54% scored higher,
15% scored the same, and
31% scored lower.

way nerdier than I thought...

And the general nerd's need to know...
103361 unique people have taken this test.

Based on these unique user's answers...

44.8% of test takers are gals,
53.1% are guys,
...the rest (2.1%) are confused.

17.1% of test takers get aroused by "iPhone," while
40.6% get utterly ill.

34.6% of all test takers would choose the Internet over sex, and
28.3% of married test takers prefer the Internet over sex.

Only 3.6% of test takers own a Jar Jar Binks t-shirt, though
56.0% of them don't own a lightsaber (priorities == messed up).

[[PX] Nebuchadnezzar]

From this time forward, you'll hold the title:
Slightly Dorky High Nerd

Your Score Summary
For Science/Math:

45% scored higher,
5% scored the same, and
50% scored lower.
For Computers/Technology:

21% scored higher,
4% scored the same, and
75% scored lower.
For Sci-Fi/Comic:

26% scored higher,
4% scored the same, and
70% scored lower.
For History/Literature:

74% scored higher,
5% scored the same, and
21% scored lower.
For Dumb/Dork/Awkwardness:

27% scored higher,
12% scored the same, and
61% scored lower.

[Paragon]

27% scored higher (more nerdy),
2% scored the same, and
71% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Mid-Level Nerd. Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level

Now that I see Mauve's score, I may need to become nerdier.

[Tempus]

18% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
81% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

High-Level Nerd. You are definitely MIT material, apply now!!!.


For Science/Math:

15% scored higher,
2% scored the same, and
83% scored lower

For Computers/Technology:

11% scored higher,
2% scored the same, and
87% scored lower.

For History/Literature:

24% scored higher,
4% scored the same, and
72% scored lower.

For Sci-Fi/Comic:

19% scored higher,
3% scored the same, and
78% scored lower.

For Dumb/Dork/Awkwardness:

11% scored higher,
6% scored the same, and
83% scored lower.

From this time forward, you'll hold the title:
Highly Dorky Nerd King

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

Celebrities you didn't know were nerds:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15753_8- ... geeks.html

This article actually made me slightly respect Vin Diesel.

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

If you win this contest, you're likely at least a geek:

http://idle.slashdot.org/idle/08/02/13/1336237.shtml

Speedcabling (ie. how fast you can untangle a network and sort it out).