The Perfect Girlfriend

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:45 pm

Queen Zeus · Post by **Queen Zeus** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:49 pm

lol Thanks for the pointers. So what do i do about bob he doesn't like beer?

Tempus · Post by **Tempus** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:40 pm

its so true... even though i dont like beer either... most of the other principles are sound

Paragon · Post by **Paragon** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:34 pm

Where's my Beer!

[Fallen]Thanatos · Post by **[Fallen]Thanatos** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:08 am

see the way i see it going down is if she drinks with ya, then she will get drunk and be more open and in the mood for sex. its a win win people

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:00 am

Or at the very least she'll pass out and stop protesting as you shove it in her cornhole.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:53 am

.........at least it's easy to bring this girlfriend to orgasm:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0311_20 ... xtra.shtml

Woman claims to have 200 orgasms................a day.

Dempsey · Post by **Dempsey** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:31 pm

holy crap

Darius · Post by **Darius** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:20 pm

If a guy had that many a day, he would have no balls! Or genitals that are too large, one of the two