Interesting Quote Thread

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:01 pm

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." - Ronald Reagan

[Fallen]Thanatos · Post by **[Fallen]Thanatos** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:04 pm

"real men don't cry, unless they step in a bear trap"
-Wally Tagart

[Fallen]Thanatos · Post by **[Fallen]Thanatos** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:06 pm

"If god gave Butterfly's Machine guns, Birds wouldn't fuck with them"
-Wally Tagart

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:13 pm

Who's Wally Tagart?

[Fallen]Thanatos · Post by **[Fallen]Thanatos** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:52 pm

My Avionics Teacher lol

hes ex-air-born, hes all kinds of fucked up, to funny

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:50 pm

Ah, that would explain why teh google turned up nuttin'

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:00 pm

"You just received the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, we go by the honor system. So, please delete all the files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation."

--Unknown

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:00 pm

"Diplomacy is what you do AFTER you kick the enemies' @$$."

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:43 pm

guys stop obsessing about women, seriously.
they're just big hunks of squishy meat with a hole in the middle -- ry_goody

[Fallen]TSB · Post by **[Fallen]TSB** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:26 am

"Should midgets get paid under the table?"

--Someones msn name

:lol:

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:27 pm

"It does matter whether the ring is real or not--their love is."

Dan Levi with the quote every man will give when he hands that special girl a plastic hoop he got out of a Cracker Jack box.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:47 pm

Caesar: "You should know that when we are married I shall, on occasion, beat you.........with my hand..........and with a light whip............and when I do so you must not think that you have offended me.

I do it because it gives me sexual pleasure.

Just remember that and don't be upset."

Girl: "Yes, sir."

Caesar: "....................I think we shall get along very well."

Taken from Rome: Season 2 Episode 8

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:25 pm

"Let's face it, we're not changing the world. We're building a product that helps people buy more crap - and watch porn." -- Seagate CEO Bill Watkins

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:01 pm

"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it." -- Grandpa Simpson

On an aside, that's horrible mileage.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:40 am

"He doesn't even need a game system to play on; he can play Guitar Hero acoustically!"

Blue from Bluesnews