Irish Hospitality

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y'know" said the Englishman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Manchester there's a little bar called the Red Lion. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well" said the Scotsman, "At my local, McTavish in Glasgow, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhh, that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true."Well" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?" "Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."

[[PX] Nebuchadnezzar]

You're not irish are you Jason?? hehehe no harm intended

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

Get yourself a sister and we'll find out

[Ghost [PX]]

I dont think you would want to see a female version of Nick...