Stance
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Stance
A woman goes golfing and gets stung while she's out on the course. She rushes into the clubhouse and says to the club manager "Hey, I just got stung by a bee!" And he asks "Well, where did you get stung?" She replies "Between the first and second hole." To which he says "Lady, I think your stance is too wide"
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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