Well he is good against evil
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Well he is good against evil
Jesus and the devil are arguing about who is better in MS office. So God sets up two computers to see who is better. Jesus and Satan are typing away when suddenly there's a lightning storm and the power flicks off. The devil is frantic, he's searching all over, trying to find his document, seeing if there's a backup. He looks over and he sees Jesus printing away, finishing up. He's like "WTF?!" God hears 'em, comprehends and says "Don't you know? Jesus saves."
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.