If I'm in town, I'm in. I have the perfect driving song for this outing. I just downloaded the
80 minute version of Haddaway's "What Is Love?"
EDIT:
I'm 10 minutes in..............still bobbing my head...........to the song, you homosexual pervert
EDIT2:
I'm 20 minutes in...............mild annoyance has begun to sink in.
EDIT3:
I'm 30 minutes in............I honestly don't know why I haven't stopped the song yet.
EDIT4:
I'm 40 minutes in............I've entered an almost zen-like state.........truly this is what the Buddha experienced.
EDIT5:
I'm 50 minutes in.........I'm awakened from my dinner plate eye trance by the yells of the neighbors. Their calls are something akin to "If you want your balls to remain connected to your body, turn the g*****n music off..........NOW!!!"
EDIT6:
I'm 60 minutes in..........I'm f..in..ding.........it........d...iff...icu...lt.....to......ty...pe
EDIT7:
I'm 70 minutes in...............my beard grown long, I'm the living embodiment of Rip Van Winkle.
EDIT8:
I'm 80 minutes in.............a deafening silence fills the air.....the song is over.
EDIT9:
It's on repeat.