Interesting Quote Thread

Paragon · Post by **Paragon** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:30 pm

He doesn't pick out his own ties. He has a full-time aide to do that for him, who flies the world to find the finest in grey and blue silks.

[PX]IronFist · Post by **[PX]IronFist** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:56 pm

THE JEW (RaVeN) wrote:
Ghost [PX] wrote: Of course for raving conservatives there is no middle ground, but so be it.

Dude, why the dig? Homey J (unless he's changed his political stance since the last election) said he was crazy.

Unless you feel Homey J is too conservative. I agree he's no Leninist...........yet

I assume that Ghost's comment was not meant for me.......because if he considers me a raving conservative....then I'm suprised he has time to attend University while still spending 17 hours a day on the street handing out communist propaganda.

[PX] Nebuchadnezzar · Post by **[PX] Nebuchadnezzar** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:40 am

A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:51 pm

"Armed people are citizens, unarmed people are subjects."

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:51 pm

"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."

Benny Hill

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:02 pm

"I tried being reasonable. I didn't like it"
--Clint Eastwood

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:41 am

"If you can jerk a guy off and hold it with your hand like you are grasping a teacup then its small."

Apextual

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:36 pm

"Hey baby....wanna go havles on a b@st@rd?"
Mofuglier

"F00kin' a fatty is like riding a moped........ its fun until your friends see you doing it."
DR_K13

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:55 am

"a FINE is a TAX for doing wrong; a TAX is a FINE for doing well"

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:24 pm

" Democracy is the dictatorship of the clueless masses."

--unknown

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:39 am

"That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers."

-- Charles Chincholles, "Pensees de tout le monde"

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:26 pm

Terl: Ker, I'd like you to meet Chirk.
[Ker grunts appreciatively]
Terl: She's, um... she's, um...
Chirk: His soon-to-be newly acquired secretary.
Terl: Yes.
Ker: [eagerly] Really?
Terl: [quietly, to Ker] She's stupid enough not to be a menace, good-looking enough to be decorative; she gets drunk with economical speed ...
Terl: [normal voice] - and has other advantages.
[Chirk extends her very long tongue]
Ker: Ooh. I can see that.

THE JEW (RaVeN) · Post by **THE JEW (RaVeN)** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:48 am

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather; because it's easier to harass rich ladies than motorcycle gangs."

--Unknown

[Fallen]TSB · Post by **[Fallen]TSB** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:15 pm

making enemies in a video game is like having a virtual pet hate you because you picked it up and teleported it in a bathtub full of cold water.

[Fallen]Thanatos · Post by **[Fallen]Thanatos** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:00 am

I am happy with the low standards that i have set for myself and i am satisfied in the fact that i have still yet to reach them.

Quote Mcpl Totton