Rascist Jokes! Get Your Rascist Jokes! $0.10 A Copy!

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

1.
What do you call an Indian with Herpes?
Chief Running Sore

2.
What is a Japanese girls favorite holiday?
Erection Day!

3.
What's gross ignorance?
One Hundred and forty-four Irishmen

4.
What do you call it when a Tranvestite Driver hits another car?
A Gender Bender

5.
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods and was constantly sending his man servent Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and time again Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time he returned empty-handed.
"Abdul, you bastard son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.
"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul. "White man sit on well."

6.
What do you call a black person with a PHD?
A Nigger.

7.
A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like
the looks of your wife at all."

"Me neither, Doc," said the husband, "but she's a great cook and really good
with the kids."

8.
what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
I'll see you next month........... (alternative answer: nothing, they just chew the rag)

9.
What do you call a white guy surrounded buy 15 indians?
bartender

10.
what do you call a white guy surrounded by 100 indians?
warden

11.
what do you say to an indian in a 3 piece suit?
will the defendant please rise

12.
what do you say to an indian with a car sterio
stop thief

13.
what do you call 20 beaners holding hands around a house?
a spickit fence

14.
why wouldn't the nigga let the beaner marry his daughter?
his grandkids would be too lazy to steal...

15.
what the difference between a beaner and a bucket of shit?
the bucket

16.
A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor.

The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening."

Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository.

She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository.

Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aahhhhh!"

"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks.

"No... I just realized that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders!"

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/