The HitchHikes Guide to the Galaxy: Pre-Review
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The HitchHikes Guide to the Galaxy: Pre-Review
http://planetmagrathea.com/shortreview.html
The long and the short of it is that the movie is a horrible slap in the face to Douglas Adams and all his fans... I linked to the short review because there isnt any spoilers in it. I want to see this for myself and see what its like, but this makes me worry... Alot... I've feared they would butched this movie since I heard it was being made sometime last year and I am terrified of the ramifications...
Here's hoping the author is wrong... Also, here is a list of things that ARENT in the movie...
Let us all pray to the gods of whatever governs movies that this is not a terrible horrible experience...
The long and the short of it is that the movie is a horrible slap in the face to Douglas Adams and all his fans... I linked to the short review because there isnt any spoilers in it. I want to see this for myself and see what its like, but this makes me worry... Alot... I've feared they would butched this movie since I heard it was being made sometime last year and I am terrified of the ramifications...
Here's hoping the author is wrong... Also, here is a list of things that ARENT in the movie...
Let us all pray to the gods of whatever governs movies that this is not a terrible horrible experience...
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Here's another one that says the exact opposite, but points out alot of flaws... Im not sure whether he's stupid or just in denial... He does seem to be a fanboy though so its gotta be one of the two...
Here's another one that says the exact opposite, but points out alot of flaws... Im not sure whether he's stupid or just in denial... He does seem to be a fanboy though so its gotta be one of the two...
Nature is bountiful where idiots are concerned
No, they arent breasts, they're personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
No, they arent breasts, they're personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
So this means for those of us who haven't even seen a single volume of the series, it's gonna rock?
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No according to the first reviewer even if you havent read the books it'll still be a bad movie...
But we'll just have to see.
But we'll just have to see.
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
No, they arent breasts, they're personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities
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Ghost [PX] wrote:The long and the short of it is that the movie is a horrible slap in the face to Douglas Adams and all his fans...
I can't really see how this is possible, the script they used for the film was developed by Douglas Adams, infact he created a new character just for the movie and most decisions about what not to keep in the picture were his. Obviousally they couldn't keep all of the content from the book in the movie, some parts had to be cut.
I think that if you don't agree with the parts that were cut out, then you don't respect the decisions Douglas made, and that's more of a slap in the face than anything.
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[PX]IronFist wrote:Ghost [PX] wrote:The long and the short of it is that the movie is a horrible slap in the face to Douglas Adams and all his fans...
I can't really see how this is possible, the script they used for the film was developed by Douglas Adams, infact he created a new character just for the movie and most decisions about what not to keep in the picture were his. Obviousally they couldn't keep all of the content from the book in the movie, some parts had to be cut.
I think that if you don't agree with the parts that were cut out, then you don't respect the decisions Douglas made, and that's more of a slap in the face than anything.
That argument could have held water..... If Adams was still alive. But hes not. He died. Thus, all control and contributions he may have made can be scrapped and there isnt anyone there to say "No, thats just silly" anymore.
I agree with Jason, Although my faith that this movie will be worthy of the title is dwindling.
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According to his biographer "minor changes" included slicing and dicing the dialogue entirely to their own uses...
We shall see... The fact that Disney is behind this has made me cringe since Day 1.
We shall see... The fact that Disney is behind this has made me cringe since Day 1.
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just reading this makes me sad..
this shoud be one of the best movies ever.. the fact anyone could say they dont like it make a part of me die inside.. lol well not really but I will wait to see it my self before saying anything else
this shoud be one of the best movies ever.. the fact anyone could say they dont like it make a part of me die inside.. lol well not really but I will wait to see it my self before saying anything else
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I fully intend to withold judgement until I've seen the movie myself, I merely posted this because the first review is written by Douglas Adams' Biographer, which to me says something.
I like to go into a movie with a little info on it so I have some idea what to expect. If Im wrong, so be it, but I like my preconceptions damnit!
I like to go into a movie with a little info on it so I have some idea what to expect. If Im wrong, so be it, but I like my preconceptions damnit!
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
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This worries me greatly...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4461899.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4461899.stm
A lot of effort has gone in to keeping the film as faithful to Adams' vision as possible. But somewhere in the production process the crew has lost sight of the fundamental aspect of the books - they were immensely funny.
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