Federal Election top 10 list

[Tempus]

hey guys,
in doing my research on the federal election I came across a letter in the Windsor star which was so amusing to me that I just had to share so here it is

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Here are my top 10 reasons for voting Liberal in the upcoming election

10. I'm a workaholic. The taxes on a 60-hour work week are just not enough, I look forward to 70-hour weeks

9. Three meals a day for my family sounds like one to many anyway.

8. I've been Thinking of starting a day-care service for awhile now, really.

7. My father owns an advertising agency and could use some extra money.

6. The registration of those pesky duck hunters' long guns sure makes me feel safer, and for a few billion dollars more, we can register all sticks and rocks so we can do away with all police forces everywhere.

5. I've been stockpiling daffodils and tulips for years and after decades of Liberal neglect, I understand our military will be handing these out in their new peacekeeping capacity. Can't you just feel the love?

4. Let me be perfectly clear and let there be no doubt -- I never tire of hearing that.

3. You can never have to big a bureaucracy or too many bureaucrats

2. I'm looking at alternative lifestyles.

1. I've Just had a lobotomy.

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taken from the Windsor Star June 17, 2004 p. A7

[Samurai]

That sounds about right.

[THE JEW (RaVeN)]

6. The registration of those pesky duck hunters' long guns sure makes me feel safer, and for a few billion dollars more, we can register all sticks and rocks so we can do away with all police forces everywhere.

Pop would love that one.